This is staff member number 1. They are the director of communications for the firm. They grew up in New York and England, attended Oxford university, however due to their criminal record they've been reduced to this lowly middle-management position.
This is staff member number 2. They are the deputy director of communications for the firm. They grew up in Pittsburgh, Pennylvania, attended Penn State university, and joined our team in 2015 as an entry-level employee.
This is staff member number 3. They are the secretary for the director of the director of communications for the firm. They grew up in Salt Lake City, Utah, attended University of Utah, and joined our team in 2019 as an intern.
This is staff member number 4. They are the secretary to the deputy director of communications for the firm. They grew up in Aleppo, Syria, fled when it was siezed by rebels during the Syrian Civil war, and joined our team in 2013 as an entry-level employee after settling into the US for a year.
This is staff member number 5. They are an entry level staffer. They grew up in New York City, attended New York University, and joined our team yesterday as an entry-level employee.